My life... beyond the normal girls life

Sep 01

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

Aug 29
orlandobloomers:

animals-riding-animals:

hamster riding dog

this guy looks like he belongs there he fits so well in that little weird dog head notch 

orlandobloomers:

animals-riding-animals:

hamster riding dog

this guy looks like he belongs there he fits so well in that little weird dog head notch 

Aug 29
vulturesintrees:

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

I’m deleting

vulturesintrees:

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

I’m deleting

Aug 29

zombiesandporn:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

image

Aug 29
speakly:

When you want something and your mum didn’t agree

speakly:

When you want something and your mum didn’t agree

Aug 29
Aug 29

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

Aug 29
theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

Aug 29

xekstrin:

childrenmilk:

kuuderekitten:

givenchybackpack:

might be the rawest pic I ever seen. and he got a bag of chips in his hand

THIS IS SO FUCKING METAL

With his dreads and his american flag shirt, this is everything

I want this to be one of those photos that lasts forever you know

Aug 29
camphalfblood-mcnabs:

its-all-about-leveling-up:

cyanidegrrrl:

it’s a catfish

It’s a fucking catfish

no guys its a purrmaid

camphalfblood-mcnabs:

its-all-about-leveling-up:

cyanidegrrrl:

it’s a catfish

It’s a fucking catfish

no guys its a purrmaid